I remember one time in 8th grade having changed out for my 1st period PE class I threw on my new super slick unbranded shoes from Payless that were $19.99 + tax that my mom bought me. They were white with blue sports stripes on the side. I thought they were just the best things to ever be beneath my feet. I was dumb back then. A little bit less dumb now, but just clever enough to know that when I was running around on the basketball court trying desperately to not suck so much at that stupid sport that my shoes were a perfect excuse for why I was so terrible at basketball. Seriously, basketball is so stupid.
Anyway… 13 was an age of discovery. So, so, so much discovery, today’s topic of pubescent discovery though is: shoes. That day on the basketball court playing that stupid game taught me that shoes made from recycled cardboard and what has to be crushed remains of expectations for American freedoms and… I don’t know… probably whatever passes for rubber in Thailand or China or wherever payless works people to death for shoes, really isn’t the best for walking around much less any kind of sport. Regardless this was an awesome experience. It showed me, truly showed me, that I was far too poor to be competing in any kind of sport that required any kind of gear. That problem would only multiply as I grew up and got into other sports. It also showed me that shoes make a huge difference in sports.
That brings us to today and what’s on my feet. About a month and some change ago I went to the American Ninja Warrior Best Coast event in Venice beach and man, if you’ve never been, I recommend not to if you aren’t actually competing. Bless the hearts of all the supporters, but geez that weekend will wreck your body. Not recommended for the old, weak of heart, pregnant people or really anybody who isn’t on the course or are madly in love with someone on the course. If you’re into that kind of thing, you’ll know that the quest for the perfect footwear is one of the biggest things you can game in the sport. One thing I noticed was all the guys who built and tested the course were all wearing Inov8 F-230’s or F25’s. When I got home I took my big boy money with my big boy laptop and bought me some big boy pair of Black F-230’s from Back Country. $80 and 5 days later, I received my shoes.
The shoes look great. They feel great. They’re easily in the top 3 of the most comfortable shoes I’ve ever owned. I actually can’t remember the last time I had a pair of shoes this comfortable. They’re just so incredibly light and comfortable. I really can’t get over how comfortable they are. I feel like two super strength otters are carrying me around underfoot who after 20 or so years will develop herniated discs and despite their super strength will get completely boned by their insurance company. I mean, that’s a really hard feeling to get across, but if you can imagine that scenario that’s exactly what it feels like to wear these shoes. I got them in all black and they look slick enough that I can wear them at work (I do.) where I spend most of my time on my feet or climbing towers or buildings. Stylistically, these guys are pretty bonnerific. 10/10 would wear tomorrow again.
As far as performance is concerned though, they’re pretty meeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh. The issue I have with these shoes is that they’re just as sticky on concrete as generally any other brand name shoe that touts itself as a sports shoe or running shoe. They’re not any more aggressive than say… a pair of New Balance running shoes. I’ve been wearing them every day for about... 4 weeks now and they’re still holding up to the amount of abuse I’ve put on them. They don’t come anywhere CLOSE to the stealth rubber. But they are far infinitely much more comfortable than any 510 shoe. Which, like seriously come on 510, are designed for people who no longer have any functioning metatarsals… or metacarpals. Or whatever, I’m not a scien…. Err doctor. Or whatever. Anyway, I love Stealth Rubber, but geeeeezzzzzzzz are there hardly any 510s which are made for sports-like things outside of being on a rock somewhere.
The F-230’s are a great shoe overall. They have a lot of things to be desired for, like really grippy rubber and a lower price tag. I don’t think I’d buy another pair unless it went down to like $50 or something. They haven’t shown any real wear or anything but, I don’t see them really last more than another 3 or 4 months. THAT IS TOO MUCH MONEY FOR SUCH SHORT SHOE LIFE!!!!!!! If you’re looking for something incredibly comfortable that gives you some anxiety about how much you paid for them vs. how long they’ll last then this is definitely the shoe for you. Like meeting your celebrity crush for the first time, they aren’t as willing to do all the things you imagined you would do together and are a little disappointed but you totally understand their limitations so you just kind of accept them as shoes meant for something a little more than common casual usage and try to introduce yourself anyway. Would I recommend them? Sure if you’ve got an inclination for doing casual sports like running or going to the gym or just to walk around in. But definitely not if you want to do something like Sasuke, Parkour or something with high dynamics.
Chris Yang